Hole in foot

I seem to have a hole in my foot its not very big but god does it hurt. it isn’t all of the way through my foot its only about a 5th of the way through but it still hurts and it looks weird, but to be truthful I laughed when I looked at it the next morning I was surprised by how bad it hurt because you see this isn’t the first time I put a hole in my foot I have done it about 3 times now and this is the worst that it has ever hurt.

You may be asking at this point how did you put a hole in your foot, did you step on a nail? No I dropped a knife on it again, well it wasn’t really a knife it was a letter opener that I keep in my room you see I was fiddling with it and it slipped out of my hand and it hit my foot. It was such a shock that I jumped out of my seat and hit my head on my bed, I’m sure I gave my self a concussion I couldn’t see strait. after doing this idiotic thing I went to get it bandaged and what do I get, a plaster, a plaster for gods sake I got a hole in my foot I think I need something bigger than a plaster don’t you think and what do I get told "no it’ll be fine its not that bad" its a hole! how bad does it have to be before I get a bandage, do I have to loose my foot for you to start caring or what?

Your sincerely,

MonoTono,

Neil